I went to my monthly prayer group tonight, and the dinner was from Panda Express. So there's a huge vat of fortune cookies, which cracks me up if you consider the context: We believe in God, but here's a fortune in your cookie, just in case it might have more bearing on your life than the Almighty.
So of course I grab one, and it says GOOD THINGS ARE BEING SAID ABOUT YOU.
Yay! Thanks God In A Fortune Cookie.
Then, because there's a huge vat of them, I grab another one, just for kicks.
It says DO NOT RUSH THROUGH LIFE. PAUSE AND ENJOY IT.
Hmmmmm, God? Whatchoo doing in my fortune cookie?