You know, when I signed up for Facebook, I had to quickly put up some kind of personal info about me, which everyone knows I'm not eager to do. So my opening sentence was
"I write things that make people laugh. And I am kind to animals."
I still stand by that.
But the backup singers on Adele's new one have an awesome mantra:
You're gonna wish you. Never Had Met Me.
That's so awesome. I'm not planning personal revenge on anyone currently, but it smacks of such brassy I'm Awesome And You're Stupid that I adore it to pieces.
Go on, sing along. It's damn catchy.