Because I've been in Maui for the past couple of days. Which is its own entry in itself.
There's a lot to catch up on, and I promise you I will get back to a regular routine of posting (attempting to going back to posting on Sundays.)
I just wanted to apologize for my absence, and to thank you regular readers who've been wondering where I've been.
A picture for everyone: Clementine the hat in Maui, getting blasting on Mai Tais during Happy Hour.