Because Pembleton and Pepe think if they scratch on the back door at 3am and 4am in the morning, I will somehow open it.
I won't, and I have done nothing to reinforce that I will, but that doesn't stop them from scratching at the back door. Did I mention the 3am and 4am part. For the past week?
I generally like dogs. But not when they do this. Harumph.