God Is Patient (I Am Not)

I was never a fan of watching sitcoms growing up, and a big reason was the Moment Of Ick that would invariably occur in the last five minute...

Here are a few things that Jesus never had to deal with in his lifetime: Sinus infections Chapped lips and cracked nostrils from cold weathe...

I grew up in a traditional church, where we sang the doxology, and there was a choir and an organ, a call and a response, and preachers in r...

My mother would like it to be known that yes, she did make it to the blog, and yes, she saw the ballerina picture, and yes, she did read the...

Okay, today’s metaphor is brought to you by Amy’s Mom. It’s cool, we can talk about her, she only made it to the blog once, and even then I...

I do not have my post ready for the faithful Sunday night / Monday morning readers. ARGH! I suck. I do. I have it started, I don't h...

Dreams so far this week have included a hike through some canyon like thing with Roomie Jekyll, a party at a community theatre where everyon...

I have two Irrational Fears in my life: Needles and Snakes. Rats don’t bug me. I can kill spiders and cockroaches with gleeful abandon while...

Okay, part 2. If you're just joining us, you missed a post, go back down and read "Let Go and Let God Part 1" Because we...

“Let Go And Let God.” Sigh. I’ve heard that particular phrase a couple of times at different churches. Let Go And Let God. Let go of wha...

I’m practicing inserting graphics into text, so you guys don’t have to read words and words and words on a page. That must get pretty borin...

That’s from one of my favorite bands of all time, The Replacements. The rest of the lyric goes “He never buys any smokes,” which is theolog...

Here I am, up late at night writing, singing my heart out (Twilight Singers, 'cause Greg Dulli is a hard hard habit that I don't wan...

I’m housesitting up in Los Feliz this week for some really great guys, Albert and Abbot. I dig the housesitting gig for a bunch of ridiculo...

If my Mom has somehow found her way to this blog, even though she thinks that blogs cause viruses on your computer, I apologize in advance f...

For the first Sunday of the New Year, my Church decided to do one of those services that have a bunch of Activity Stations things. A whole ...

NOBODY in these entries will be mentioned by their real name, except me (yes, my name is Amy. If I had been born a boy, I would have been J...

Welcome to the first post of the blog. Yippie Skippie. This blog is an experiment. There is no guarantee that it will work. Thus, I’m gon...